25 Lame Jokes About Cycling

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25 lame jokes about cycling poster
Check out these 25 lame jokes about cycling. Seriously, they are really bad.

  1. Why did the cyclist get a F in grammar? He was terrible at puncture-ation.
  2. What did the wheel say when it was having a bad day? I'm wheel-y stressed!
  3. When the bike made an inappropriate joke he quickly backpedaled.
  4. Why are off-road bikes so shy? They are intro-dirts.
  5. My bike's not getting out of bed. He's tyred and feeling flat.
  6. Bike was winning at the roulette table. He was on a roll.
  7. A cyclist rode past me without making any noise. I couldn't bell-ieve it.
  8. I saw someone with one eye riding a bike. I think it was a cycle-ops.
  9. Cyclists and inmates have one thing in common. Both are behind bars.
  10. I broke my bike today. I have to fork out cash for a new one.
  11. I can't find the best position for holding my bike's handlebars. I really need to get a grip.
  12. I heard someone putting down cycling. So, I spoke up right away.
  13. I'm addicted to riding my bike multiple times a day. It's time to break the cycle.
  14. I avoid bike trails at night. They're full of cycle paths.
  15. My bike hits me. Then, I hit back. It's a vicious cycle.
  16. You can learn about bikes in an en-cycle-opedia.
  17. I need to take a brake.
  18. I bike on the west and east coast. You could say I'm bike-oastal.
  19. A cyclist without a bike is saddle the time.
  20. I was going to make a joke about cyclists, but I didn't want to wheelie offend anyone.
  21. How did the bike keep fit? Joined a spin class.
  22. My bike fell in love with the road. It's head-over- wheels.
  23. I've got a brand new bike. It's off the chain!
  24. Why did the bike not stand up on its own? It was two tyre'd.
  25. Why can't elephants ride bikes? They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.
Location: Lubbock, TX, USA

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