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25 Lame Jokes About Cycling

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Check out these 25 lame jokes about cycling. Seriously, they are really bad. Why did the cyclist get a F in grammar? He was terrible at puncture-ation. What did the wheel say when it was having a bad day? I'm wheel-y stressed! When the bike made an inappropriate joke he quickly backpedaled. Why are off-road bikes so shy? They are intro-dirts. My bike's not getting out of bed. He's tyred and feeling flat. Bike was winning at the roulette table. He was on a roll. A cyclist rode past me without making any noise. I couldn't bell-ieve it. I saw someone with one eye riding a bike. I think it was a cycle-ops. Cyclists and inmates have one thing in common. Both are behind bars. I broke my bike today. I have to fork out cash for a new one. I can't find the best position for holding my bike's handlebars. I really need to get a grip. I heard someone putting down cycling. So, I spoke up right away. I'm addicted to riding my bike multiple times a day. It's time to br...

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